Growler I would report it to the local paper. Whoever did it will read it and if nothing else will sh*t themselves. People who do this sort of thing are faceless cowards. It may also lead to someone cominmg forward to report them.

Good plan. I shall do that on Monday.
I have rung the rozzers and obtained a crime number.

DONE!

Miss G has rung me to say that Zoo security have received complaints from the residents of the road concerned, but that this is the first case of vandalism they've heard of.
A report is being sent to Zoo management apparently.

Can see them dipping their fingers into petty cash to pay for tyre replacements too ey?

Now young Growler has just text me to tell me that missiles have been lobbed at the bus he's driving through the biggest sh1t hole on earth..The Lache in Chester.

Young Grwoler jnr/snr is causing me major problems now too.
His gerlfriend has jusst rung me concerned about his secretive behaviour.

WHEN am I going to get some friggin' peace quiet and tranquilty in me life?

Seriously choked off at the moment.

Oh yes, and came seriously close to hiring a JCB to dig an 'ole in the patio, tailor made to fit and for Mrs G this evening.

So what's his secretive behaviour? He be bob marleying?

Dunno. It's seemingly a bit of a ....secret.

Even I can't get sense out of him.
Tell you how bad things are, I rang his mother (th ex Mrs G#1) up on saturday stating my concerns for him on various fronts.

He's up to his armpits in debt, and he's seeminglt turning to the bottle a bit more than he should.
All heirsay, but I'm going to have to go around and try and sort things out.
All getting very unpleasant.


AGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

Best of luck with that,sounds tricky.

Mrs G has SERIOUSLY [oops] me off today.

She's had a day off, and has sat in front of the fckin box watching the O Limpdicks, ALL DAY BASS TURD long!