What Indian sweets? Which exoctic fruit? Whose crappy culture? Why you ramblin' on about stuff that I/We have absolutely bog all of an idea as to which you are twitterin' on about.
Thought you ran a piggin' kebab 'ouse or chippy or summat.
Who, what, why, when, amen?

Maybe all the sweets are to tempt young boys into his car? (The fruit is so they get their 5 a day)

i am going to be on national tv (live) tomorrow even though i have repeatedly told them i dont want to be in front of the camera.

i know am going to make a d!ck of my self by getting the giggles and just laughing for no reason in front of sh!t loads of people watching at home.

i think they just want me there so they can have the token pretty boy

I thought crimewatch was on Thursdays.

Are you in court over that thing you did with that goat live on tv?

am from the indian subcontinent not bloody wales. anyway how would you know with watching it. are you a secret animal lover

Not animals just u my pretty x

i got a tear in my eye. thats the most romantic things anyone has ever said to me . does this mean you are my b!tch now

'Kin threads that simply VANISH without trace or explanation.

If it needs to be stopped, then lock it.
If a post needs deleting, delete it.
Don't just delete the whole piggin'thread though.

yo, wht ya goin on abt like? am guessin da dunk is always right thread, i was surprised it lasted so long and no-one was banned