Mrs G is getting her poxy new 'kin bathroom that she so desires, so I'm getting meself a wulf, ok?
WTF is wrong with a tin bath with a couple of Brillo pads is way beyond my comprehension tbh.
She'll no doubt be wanting this new fangled running 'ot water malrky nonsense too, bloody great wuss.

Who was that geezer on the telly that had one of them ey Deaky?
Called him Schnorbitts or summat iirc?