Can't. All me magnets will fall off!!

Would nt it be easier to just get put down?

Problee, yep, but I've got some serious plans for challenges to accomplish and 'ills and valleys to meander around first.

Went to put the cans in the re-cycling before, and the piggin box latched onto me leg!

Don't think your supposed to climb into those things growls.

Seriously mate. Might be worth a try.
I feel and share this gruesome knee pain sh1te with you.

The old elasticated bandage isn't doing any harm either, only I look a right daft tw@t wearing them in the gym tbh.

Some say I look a right old daft tw@t anyway tbh.

Might give one a try!

If you've 'eard me, why do you keep saying "pardon"?

The Growlers jnr are always doing this, amongst other more random sheeple, and it is actually completely doin' me piggin' 'ed right in.

I refuse to repeat myself now, and invariably they answer or comment on my original statement/question, thus giving me the opportunity to state that they DID in fact hear me in the first place.

GET IT SORTED!

Pardon?

There. Done it for you.

I actually agree with you on the annoyance of people saying pardon,mostly because i have a friend and no matter what i say to him says ,Pardon?and thats only half way through the sentence, i have to reel myself in everytime,then tell him if i have to repeat myself again ill strangle him