tell all.

Who?
Bar, Deako or me?

Me? Yea, good excercise for yer peepers they are. Turn yer 'ed to the right or left, then move yer eyes in the opposite direction towards the scantily clad or even clad LESS top hottie/s to make it look like you're really looking at the missus with a BIG grin on yu gob....AS IF!

Tried and tested formula that's brought many hours of pleasure over the years.

ha ha, some interesting well thought out technique there.

ok now BAR tell all.

Lucky people, I have exams to look forwards to. Then 3 months off, hurray. France here I come.

Sunny crosby beach!

I don't do it very often but nothing better than standing in the beer garden of a pub on a hot day drinking lager. You need loud shorts and a silly hat. And you need to allow 4 to 5 hours. Pump House at Liverpool is ideal on a sunday afternoon in June / July.

Ahh well mate, you'll 'ave some scantily clad bronze weather and tide beaten geezers to oggle at instead then ey?

Them as well growls!

Get lots of nice girls by mine when the sun comes out, why do you think i moved here!?

Ha, probably not as interesting as it sounds! I may be leaving Ireland around June or July. It's not certain yet, but it's looking like a strong possibility.

Extradition ey?

Bound to 'appen sooner or later, but you did very well for so lomg ey.