Contacting customers per instructions from stealerships, no answer...as usual...and leaving messages on sheeples poxy mobile answer phones, and they don't ring you back.

DO YOU WANT the lousy job doing on yer heap of shyte or not you crazed imberciles?

After a couple of weeks they ring the stealership to say I haven't contacted them, and then I get a bass turd earful!

I know this is the rant, moan, and grumble thread which is why i cant understand why i smile when on here reading your posts Growls? its the way the write em!. However i do empathise with your problems there, especially the kids, they should be looking after you now shouldn't they?

C*ntwaffle!

YOU can go and take a hike too....preferably a long one off a exceedingly short pier at highest of high tides, infested with man eating pirahanas swimming in raw sewage.

Got to luv this thread.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSo So good at getting all the daily crap out me system.

It's either this or a piggin monster 'eart attack.

Already tried that and came out on top, always, its the man I am you see, stick me in a den with Lions and I'll survive.

Where is the love anyway you big fat smelly turd face?

D'ys know what I'd probably like most about you if I ever met you ey, do you?

The sight of the back of your head as you fly through the air with my steel toe capped boot sticking out yer arse.

Not before I could get my toe caps up your arse! It'd be difficult to miss with the size of your arse n all! You PIG!

Both I and you know that you really luv me, 'cus I'm about the only one on here that actually agrees with most of your posts...generally speaking, you raging balm pot.

Just had two options.
Hit Mrs Gormless that decided to change lanes whilst alongside her doing 40 in two moving lanes of traffic, or hit the kerb.
Chose option 2.

Alloy and tyre destroyed.