Wayne Rooney has choc-ices tattooed on his arms.

I got respect for Giggsy, but the other two are just complete and utter gommo's.

I mean, JUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF IT:



He looks like he's filming a coors light advert.

My pants are froze.

racist.

Rooney has THE WORST barnet in footballing history.

Sh1t is so bad.

Jeez you lot undercover ManPoo fans?

There was me thinking I was logging on to Koptalk and he we are discussing Uniteds new away kit.

As a Livpool fan why would you care???

Because its a nice simple kit, compared to the utter crap "Warrior" came out with for our away and 3rd.

In fact I might buy that United shirt.

You should Craney, you would look good in gingham

It's white enough, maybe I could substitute it for bog roll?

I'm sure it would do the job, especially the badge.

Shorts looks like kitchen apron cloth, pathetic same as their home kit. 1 of the worst i've seen, their grid pattern home shirt has alrdy attracted controversies lately. it's a bad idea to use grid pattern cloth for a sports kit. Cloth used for sports kits must be neatly presented and attractive. It doesnt look neatly presented to me. Lastly there must be a difference between a football shirt and a beach suit. Well, we may spot Andy Carroll with utd's away short on Rio de Janeiro's beach, haha.

Nice colours. Terrible shirt design, godawful pants. If Rio shagged someone not his wife then he fits right into that photo, or maybe he gets in for general [oops]-ness? Completely representative of that club.