I know this has been brought up before much like breakfast this morning after witnessing the growing trend of Fat birds who wear leggings,they must surely realise that once they've managed to squeeze into them they are no longer leggings but see through stockings that show off a multitude of not very nice sins.
Oh and black is slimming to a point but come on fat birds in leggings,who are you trying to kid? Stop it now!
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That job interview was going so well until I realized I was fukked up on acid in the middle of a cornfield naked and talking to a scarecrow.