Agreed. I've met him. He is NOT fat.

Ugly and a bir'of a ginge, but not fat.

Double strength juice.

Wozat all about then ey?
Tastes twice as strong now as you still pour the same amount of concentrate as you did when it was single strength.
Does me 'ed in, completely it does.

Screaming fox outside G Towers at 03:00.

Groin sniffin' dogs.

'uk'off Fido.

Stop stashing your weed in yer pants Growls.

Wash your balls then

OI you numb nuts.
I'll have you know that me tackle gets scrubbed and polished every bass turd day, you cheeky tw@t.

Not quite so easy to perform such delicate tasks whhen you go for several gushes during the day in garage bogs however you toad.

Lumba handy hint of the day recommends tea tree oil to make sweaty balls a thing of the past.

Does it keep dogs away from sniffin' them too by chance?

On a very serious note, i AM absolutely fckin LIVID!

Some low life TW@T of unbelievable proportions has taken it upon themselves to hammer nails into all four sidewalls of Miss G's...well mine theoretically.... tyres.
All still inflated, but they're all going to have to be replaced at great cost to me, probably £250-350.

We can only think that this has been done in a road ipposite where she works (Chester Zoo)becuase on the late shiftm the car park is full, and we suspect the residents don't like their precious road being left with employees cars parked there all day.
TOUGH SHYTE!

My daughter is helping bring much needed money into the local community, and the thick basstard that did this needs to realise the fact.

If I find out who did it, THEY will get a bloody hammering.

Rung the rozzers for a crime number.
waste of time, but so what.