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#338193 21/06/13 12:14 PM
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Not sure if there's a thread on this already haven't seen one, but share your favourite movie quotes here if you wish. I'll start this is from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, great movie if you understand the back story and the general craziness.

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.”


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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Fear and Loathing again

“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a [oops] from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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The Joker from the Dark Knight Rises when approaching Harvey Dents Fiance (Copy and Pasted)



The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got ‘em?
[grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth]
The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks… look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So… I stick a razor in my mouth and do this…
[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]
The Joker: …to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he meerly laughs it off]
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you’re going to love me.


No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
Thompson #338205 21/06/13 12:26 PM
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I'm not asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry him

Wedding Crashers


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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[after telling Mary that he's an architect]
Pat Healy: Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion.
Mary: And what's that?
Pat Healy: I work with retards.
Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
Pat Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

There's something about Mary


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Haha love the second one, actually only seen something about mary once must watch it again


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We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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You definitely should, its a top movie. Easily in my top 5


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Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.


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Marty McFly: Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

BTTF


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Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum


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Originally Posted By: lumba
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum

Brilliant! laugh


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Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Ash: All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick!


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Otis B. Driftwood: I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

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I love you, I really love you.

Ditto

Hopefully I don't need to say what movie that quote is from.


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Give it time but you might have to.


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Do you not know lumba?? shocked


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Well tbh Hendo,i love you,i really love you is used quite a lot in movies.

Something about bloody mary?


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Originally Posted By: lumba
Well tbh Hendo,i love you,i really love you is used quite a lot in movies.

Something about bloody mary?

Hahaha laugh Not even close. The important part of the quote is not the "I love you" but the "Ditto"

But I will give you quite a big clue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0


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"Say 'ello to my little friend!"


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Yippie kai ay Motherfucker!


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Yippie kai ay Motherfucker!
wink Classic

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"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass."


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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells (or smelled) like - victory."


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Don Corleone: I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.


Bonasera: I ask for justice.


Don Corleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.


Bonasera: Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?


Don Corleone: [shakes his head ruefully] Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that wounded your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.


Bonasera: Be my friend. Godfather.


[The Don shrugs, Bonasera bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.]
Don Corleone: Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

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Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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You talkin' to me?


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I see dead people shocked


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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This is the part where we blow up.

Not today! cool


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!


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Oh lumba you're very unfortunate you can't hear my Michael Caine impression. Second only to my Christopher Walken wink


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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I held this uncomfortable chunk of metal, up my ass, for two years.


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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One of my fav actors..Deer Hunter was on last night too.


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Yea he's great. The king of the cameo laugh


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
Berg: I know. That's why the Lord gave us good looks.

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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fukked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to [oops]' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?


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Hi I'm Sherman's buddy.

Oh really? What's your name?

My name? Oh it's eh........Buddy.....

Buddy what?

Buddy.....Buddy...... Buddy Love! cool


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Anyone know that last movie? If you don't, consider yourself lucky.


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frankly my dear, i don't give a damn


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"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

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now let's you just drop them pants.


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Alpa: Man I'm tired of this Koala hugging Nig...

Kirk: [Punches Alpa] For 400 years, that word has kept us down.

Alpa: What the...?

Kirk: It took a whole lot of trying, just to get up that hill, now... we're in the big leagues, getting our turn to bat, as long as we live, It's you and me baby, there ain't nothi.....

Alpa: Man, that's the theme song to The Jeffersons, man you really need help!

Kirk: Hey, just 'cause its a theme song don't make it not true.

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Flaming Dragon Bodyguard: You should've got Oscar.

Tugg Speedman: Well, you know. It's...just to be nominated...

Tran: You were nominated?

Tugg Speedman: No, no, no. I wasn't nominated. I'm just saying that to have been nominated would have been nice. It's just...it's very political. You have to take out ads...

Tran: Shut up now!


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Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas..."


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No,this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs.Reality itself is too twisted.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!
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"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

So not a moderator

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"Romance has broke down
This boy is crack'in up"

So not a moderator

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So, what's your name?

My name is Jim. But most people call me......Jim.


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the waco kid


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Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.


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I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know... what the [oops] you're doing with my time?

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Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It's a tale of good and evil. Hate: it was with this hand that Cane iced his brother. Love: these five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand: the hand of love. The story of life is this: static. One hand is always fighting the other hand, and the left hand is kicking much ass. I mean, it looks like the right hand, Love, is finished. But hold on, stop the presses, the right hand is coming back. Yeah, he got the left hand on the ropes, now, that's right. Ooh, it's a devastating right and Hate is hurt, he's down. Left-Hand Hate KOed by Love.


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Are you Remy LeBeau?

Do I owe you money?

No.

Then Remy LeBeau I am!


Pete: Berg, I'm just not cut out to be a good person.
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Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.

Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.

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I couldn't believe that she knew my name, some of my best friends didnt know my name.


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Blondie: [counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?

[a cowboy comes from behind, Blondie turns and shoots him dead]

Blondie: ...Twenty-seven.

Col. Douglas Mortimer: Any trouble, boy?

Blondie: No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.

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they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
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and have a son in law named Jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take Spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their nanas and their nonos
and their ninas and their ninos, nanoo nanoo nina nonoo!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
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cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.


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I do find Stiller funny


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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man. We're nympholeptics, desiring for the unobtainable. We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment. So many ideas. So little memory. The last thought killed by anticipation of the next. We embrace an overwhelming feeling of love. We flow in unison. We're together. I wish this was real. We want a universal level of togetherness, where we're comfortable with everyone. We're in rhythm. Part of a movement. A movement to escape. We wave goodbye. Ultimately, we just want to be happy. Heh, yeah, hang on, what the [oops] was I just talking about?


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Originally Posted By: lumba
I do find Stiller funny

Hes great isnt he?


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That designated driver is really hot, I'd love to get her drunk.


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Excellent! cool


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Anyone get that last one??


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Mr Burns?


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Mr Burns?

Yes actually I suppose, but I was going for Bill and Ted.


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Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


prefer some of bane's speeches, he more my type of dude. really wanted him to kill batman and win.

the big mistake nolan did on that one was to run scared of the actual revolution bane undertook - having him wanna blow up the place anyway. makes no sense whatsoever. he should have got bane to kill that totally crap girl and take over good and proper, then kill batman, then end the movie.

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Originally Posted By: EMP
Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


prefer some of bane's speeches, he more my type of dude. really wanted him to kill batman and win.

the big mistake nolan did on that one was to run scared of the actual revolution bane undertook - having him wanna blow up the place anyway. makes no sense whatsoever. he should have got bane to kill that totally crap girl and take over good and proper, then kill batman, then end the movie.

Point of the movies was to believe. Your plan is not only goes against the theme of the movie but also against the whole comic book series where Bane is always a henchman and never makes any attempt to "take over good and proper" as you put it.


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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


You could pick so many scenes from all three of those films smile by far one of the best trilogy's ever made.

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Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


You could pick so many scenes from all three of those films smile by far one of the best trilogy's ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=432ZinizQtU


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Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


prefer some of bane's speeches, he more my type of dude. really wanted him to kill batman and win.

the big mistake nolan did on that one was to run scared of the actual revolution bane undertook - having him wanna blow up the place anyway. makes no sense whatsoever. he should have got bane to kill that totally crap girl and take over good and proper, then kill batman, then end the movie.

Point of the movies was to believe. Your plan is not only goes against the theme of the movie but also against the whole comic book series where Bane is always a henchman and never makes any attempt to "take over good and proper" as you put it.


bane in the original comics was much more than a henchman, he was written as having a superior intellect and in one episode the idea that they both had the same father was scripted. the lad was a legend , i remember reading those as a kid. So the idea that someone so intelligent and so revolutionary would actually have a revolution but mean to blow a nuke anyway and then not even blow the nuke when all he has to do is press a button, well thats hardly believable at all, nolan totally gibbed that , its a complete mess.

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Originally Posted By: EMP
Originally Posted By: Hendominator
Of all the Batman movies this is my favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3DScYKzw80


prefer some of bane's speeches, he more my type of dude. really wanted him to kill batman and win.

the big mistake nolan did on that one was to run scared of the actual revolution bane undertook - having him wanna blow up the place anyway. makes no sense whatsoever. he should have got bane to kill that totally crap girl and take over good and proper, then kill batman, then end the movie.

Point of the movies was to believe. Your plan is not only goes against the theme of the movie but also against the whole comic book series where Bane is always a henchman and never makes any attempt to "take over good and proper" as you put it.


bane in the original comics was much more than a henchman, he was written as having a superior intellect and in one episode the idea that they both had the same father was scripted. the lad was a legend , i remember reading those as a kid. So the idea that someone so intelligent and so revolutionary would actually have a revolution but mean to blow a nuke anyway and then not even blow the nuke when all he has to do is press a button, well thats hardly believable at all, nolan totally gibbed that , its a complete mess.
The nuke was blown and the motive behind it was to destroy Gotham which he saw as vile and evil I don't really care though as I have said countless times before I'm a spiderman fan!


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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum.


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.........that's not who I am anymore!


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I used to love the old Japanese B movies with Godzilla,loved that big Lizard.


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Then you'll love the new one. I'd say wait for the DVD but the special effects on the big screen are pretty good.

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Macbeth does murder sleep”—the innocent sleep,
Sleep that knits up the raveled sleave of care,
The death of each day’s life, sore labor’s bath,
Balm of hurt minds, great nature’s second course,
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We did the play in school and I really enjoyed it. Have you been Wakka?


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Years ago, went to see it for exam purposes, dont know how I didn't sleep through it.


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Pedro: Yeah, you know that stuff that's tied to a stick.
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